Amidst political instability and growing chances of Mid-term
elections, Congress yuvraj Rahul
Gandhi is all set to tie knot with sizzling Pak actress and Model Veena
Malik in a simple ceremony. Sources close to the two confirmed the news. The
marriage will however take place in a swayamwar
style where 100s' of decoy suitors from the Congress party and SP, BSP will
be dressed as Groom when Veena will select Rahul among many.
It is learned that since chances of money laundering cases
against him can be filed against him after the elections, he decided that this
is the right time to marry, when the cash is in surplus. The duo is expected to
leave for a world tour, expectedly on government borne expenses. The PMO on
queried about the same issued a statement saying, “Rahul Gandhi has given his blood and
sweat for this country, this is just a small gesture of the government to
pay him back.”
Sonia Gandhi is said be on her toes from the day she got the
news from Rahul baba himself and is planning
a party at Silvio Berlusconi farmhouse on her next visit to Italy.
Several members of the party and opposition were contacted
by our reporters to record their views about the matrimony. Here are some excerpts
from a selected few.
Senior Pokes Person from Congress, Digvijay Singh was more
than happy to express his views, “We are very happy that Rahul baba has finally decided to marry, but
as an elder of the Congress family I’m also concerned about him, carrying the
household duties on his shoulder at the tender age of 42.”
On questioning about Veena’s Pakistani roots, Digvijay’s
reaction was acerbic: “Who told you that Veena is from Pakistan?” “Certainly
there is RSS hand involved in this!” “I have documented proof(holding an A4
size paper that seems like a birth certificate) that she is as Indian as Sonia Ji herself and after marriage she will
be the country’s Bahu and who knows might be the next Sonia Ji of Congress”.
The last remark however didn’t go well by other Congress leaders
and the reporter was told that the remarks made by Digvijay Singh are his own
views. News is around that he has been deported to Bangkok for three weeks while the
reason being given by Congress is rather questionable: “Digvijay Ji is having a stiff neck from past few
weeks and has gone for a thorough massage session in Bangkok”
BJP: - This is yet again a move by the Congress party to
distract common mans’ attention from rising inflation and a policy paralyzed
government fighting its own allies.”We oppose this decision and ask for the
PM’s resignation for the 50th and final time. We will disrupt the
parliament in the winter session till the PM hand’s his resignation”, Arun
Jaitley was quoted as saying on behalf of his party.
When informed that the marriage was scheduled to take place
in the coming fortnight, the senior BJP leader, after a brief silence, said
that then they will call for a nation vide “band” on the 30th of
this month.
President: President Pranab Mukherjee was more than happy to
receive the news by the reporter. He called for “Rosogulla” and honored the
reporter by making him have the dessert with his own hands. He said, “The
country is eager to see Rahul baba in
a bigger role, and what better than this.”
It is learned that Superstar Ashmit Patel will perform the Kanyadaan ritual in the marriage
ceremony.
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